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THE CISPA PETITION HAS 6 DAYS LEFT AND IT ONLY HAS 75K SIGNATURES OH MY GOD PEOPLE FUCKING SIGN AND SIGNAL BOOST IT DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW VITAL THIS IS
We only need 1000 something signatures now
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This site is against the drilling of oil by the Shell company in the Arctic and needs a little less than 400,000 signatures in 1 day and 20 hours.PLEASE sign this guys and pass it around this is important! Please! You even get your name put on a flag they’ll place there as a thank you!
PLEASE GUYS
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
IF SHELL WINS WE’RE FUCKED.
THE ARCTIC IS THE ONLY THING TAHT KJEEPS THIS WORLD FROM FALLING APART DUE TO CLIMAT CHANGE.
IF THEY DESTROY THIS THERE’S NO HOPE FOR A FUTUR.
IF THEY DESTROY THE ARCTIC WE’RE FUCKED.
BECAUSE THE ARCTIC IS THE ONLY THING TAHT GIVES US TIME TO CHANGE AND SAVE THE WORLD,SAVE OUR FUCKING SELVES.
PLEASE 322 FOLLOWERS.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WHAT IS GOOD REBLOG.
REBLOG AND SIGN BECAUSE IF THEY DONT WIN THEN THAT’S IT.
THAT’S IT.
Guys, please please please sign this. You know this blog is for art and I near never reblog, but please please sign. It won’t cost you a thing.
This does concern you. It concerns you, your family, your kids, siblings, nieces, nephews, grandkids, pets, everyone. So please, please take a moment and sign. It won’t take too long and it won’t cost you a penny I promise.
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Grief-stricken homeless man seeks public’s help after his dog stolen
Carl McDonald may be homeless, but his dog Scooby is his family and his life-saver in more ways than one. But now someone has stolen his 4-year-old Australian Kelpie away from him. Just before Christmas, the dog he calls “his daughter” was stolen while he slept.
Carl was sleeping on the streets of Oxford, England, on the porch of St. Gile’s Church in the city centre and when he woke to find her gone. The Australian Kelpie was last seen lying next to him. Carl said he was sure Scooby was stolen because the lead which hadn’t been attached to her collar was also gone, as well as some dog treats and £38 which had been in his hat. Now that she’s gone he said he doesn’t know what to do.
He told the Oxford Mail, “Dogs are everything when you are homeless. They keep you going and listen to you when you have no one to talk to.” He added, “I can’t sleep without her, it’s messing me up to be honest. It feels like someone has stolen my kid. I don’t know what I might do to myself really, I can’t live without her. She was like my daughter.”
A homeless man’s beloved dog was stolenCarl has had Scooby since she was just 4-weeks-old when a friend gave her to him. He bottle-fed her as a puppy. Carl, 43 said he owes his life to Scooby after she saved him from a fire in an apartment last year. He recounts how last year she saved his life when an apartment he was staying at caught on fire. “Someone had left a candle on and the flat caught fire. She woke me up and dragged me to the door. I didn’t know where it was because of all the smoke.”
He has a friend, Mandy Aitbaha, who is helping him search for Scooby by putting up posters.
Mandy always stops to chat to Carl and say hello to Scooby while she shops. She’s noticed the effect Scooby’s theft has had on Carl. “I’m really worried about him, he’s depressed and without that dog he is suicidal. I always see them together, he loves that dog.”
She said, “When I saw him a few days ago after Scooby went missing his head was down and he was crying. I couldn’t see Scooby so I knew something was wrong. He has been dealt a rough hand of cards as it is. His words to me were that he is staring death in the face so we really have to find her.”
Volunteers for Dog Lost, a national website which tries to track down missing dogs, has been helping with the search for Scooby.
Thames Valley Police spokesman Rhianne Pope confirmed Scooby was reported missing on December 19 and had not yet been found. She said Scooby’s disappearance was being treated as a theft.
The Australian Kelpie which is primarily brown with a white blaze across her chest and was taken from Carl on December 19, 2012 from the St. Gile’s Church at 10 Woodstock Rd. If you have any information on Scooby’s disappearance contact Dog Lost or Thames Valley Police.
Please reblog here, post to facebook (by clicking on photo) and anywhere else you think can make a difference ;)
another photo of scooby
If any of our followers from around that area know anything or have their suspicions, please give your local police a call. Even if you’re not 100% sure, I’d bet Carl would be grateful you tried
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Help this dude find his dog. :(
RITICAL MISSING SENIOR: Please share to find Ham Nguyen (82) missing from downtown, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA since 11/22/2012. Article: Authorities are asking for the public’s help in locating an elderly man with Alzheimer’s disease. Los Angeles police said in a department statement that Ham Nguyen was last seen about 3:30 p.m. Thursday in downtown Los Angeles. According to authorities
, the 83-year-old man was shopping with his wife on North Hill Street and College Street in the Chinatown area when he disappeared. Nguyen, who has Alzheimer’s disease, has disappeared on prior occasions, according to his family. He speaks only Vietnamese. He is 5-feet, 6-inches tall, weighs about 120 pounds with white hair and brown eyes.
Anyone with information as to Nguyen’s whereabouts is asked to call LAPD Central Division at (213) 972-1298 or the Missing Persons Unit at (213) 996-1800.
To assist with Amber Alerts and missing person cases through flyer and picture sharing on Facebook please like Seeking TheLost: http://facebook.com/seeking.thelost.news
SOURCE: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/11/23/elderly-man-with-alzheimers-disease-goes-missing-while-shopping/
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With the vote counting drawing to a close, Mitt Romney is set to end up as ‘Mr 47 percent’ - the proportion of Americans he infamously branded as ‘victims’ and ‘dependent on the state’.
According to Dave Wasserman of the non-partisan Cook Political Report, with new tallies from Maryland coming in, President Barack Obama has now crossed the threshold of 64 million votes, bringing Romney’s national percentage down to 47.56 percent.
Once the counts in the Democratic strongholds of California and New York are completed, it is a virtual certainty that Romney will dip below 47.5 percent meaning that his overall percentage will be round down to 47.
Oh the poetry.
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R-MONEY - WILL THE REAL MITT ROMNEY PLEASE STAND UP (FEAT. BARACK OBAMA, NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM)
Can I have your attention please.
Can I have your attention please.
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
I repeat. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
We’re gonna have a problem here.
Y’all act like you haven’t seen a Mormon before.
Jaws down on the floor.
I’m not concerned about the very poor.
Got it wrong. Sorry. That’s not what I meant.
I want every American to be in the top one percent.
I’m really named Willard. That’s my first name.
I’m not looking for a colony on the moon. Just for someone to blame.
I like being able to fire people.
“I’m Newt Gingrich.” You’re fired.
“I’m Rick Santorum and I’m….” Fired
Boom. Boom. Boom.
“Conservative women love Mitt Romney.” And I love cars and I love lakes.
I’m running or office for Pete’s sake.
With regards to abortion. Pro-life? Pro-choice?
I firmly believe in my own singing voice.
For purple mountains’ majesty, above the fruited plain.
“Where were we at John?”
Uh… with regards to abortion… uh….
You can choose your own adventure.
It’s a Republican dementia.
And I’m more concerned about the banks: they’re unable to lend.
Corporations are people my friend.
My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?
Understand I’m an exception. The Obama contraception.
Not a vulture, I’m an eagle.
Look I’m gonna get my lawn cut by illegals.
There will be an influx. Hispanic voters in trucks.
Look, if you don’t believe, I’ll tell you what, ten thousand bucks?
Well, I made a lot of money matter of factually.
I drive a couple of Cadillacs actually.
I have emotion and passion. That’s a joke for the record.
But if you want the soul of America restored,
Come on board. Take your fair share and every
Mormon wave your underwear.
Sing the chorus, papa bear.
I’m Mitt Romney. Yes, I’m the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
I’m Mitt Romney. Yes, I’m the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
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Anonymous asked: I emailed the link to the article about Romney/Ryan fanfiction on The Atlantic Wire to my friend Tim. Hopefully, this won't damage our friendship. He thinks I'm weird enough already.
If it does, fuck ‘em. He has no sense of humor.